by Jill McDougall
I’d like to be (if you’ll agree)
Away today, Ms Hall,
Please carry on as if I’ve gone,
Like I’m not here at all.
And while you’re teaching nouns and verbs,
And all those tricky spelling words,
I’ll play computer games ‘til bell,
And eat a bag of crisps as well.
Then during Silent Reading, Miss,
I’ll decorate your hair,
With little silver metal clips,
And glued bits everywhere.
A touch of orange texta,
And a safety pin or two,
Will soon improve your love life, Miss,
Coz punk’s the look for you!
So Miss …
I’ll be away today,
I’m sure you’ll say
that that’s okay,
Just carry on
please teacher dear,
You’ll hardly notice
I’m not here.