Watermelon Boy
One time I saw a kid on telly
Eating watermelon;
The pink bit and the skin.
I wondered how
He managed it,
How did he fit it in?
How did his teeth
Get through the green.
So thick and hard and tough?
Surely the yummy,
juicy guts inside it
Were enough?
But nope,
This kid kept eating.
Both the green bit and the pink.
Then he looked straight at the camera,
And he gave
A cheeky wink.