Inspired by a true story!

Amy bolted up in bed
one cold and dark March night
A rustling in her pantry
had given her a fright

Dear Me! What did she find there?
young Jack was on the floor
Screwed up Easter wrappers
surrounding him galore

High up on the top shelf
he had found the family stash
Jack had eaten every egg
there was nothing left but trash

Well, Amy rang the Easter Bunny
raving mad by what went down
when it came to Easter-time
No eggs for Jack were found