Captain R Jaken’s Warning by Andrew Plant

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Please Note: Captain R Jaken’s “jackspeak” (slang) and vanity means he pronounces Kraken like his name Cray-ken.

Let thar be no mistakin’
Said Captain R Jaken
Don’t ever, noooooo never awaken the Kraken

If youse awaken the Kraken
Said Captain R JaKen
Knoooows this for sure, I’m not foolin nor fakin
The seas will start bubblin-n- squubblin-n-shakin
Jack tars-n-mermaids will be quiverin-n-quakin
Islands-n-light’ouse will be battered til breakin
Many-a ship for meals will be taken
All plans to go swimmin will needs be forsaken

Ain’t no myth I’m makin’
Said Captain R Jaken
Don’t ever, noooooo never awaken the Kraken

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