Hey dude, look at my hair!
How’s that for hair
Pointing up in the air?
It feels real svelte
Out here on the veldt!
I look so cool
Hyenas drool.
While zebras stare
At my rocker hair.
No silly old lion
Has hair like mine!
Don’t I look starry
When I’m on safari?
Africa gapes
At my hairy shapes,
They look so high-tech,
Who needs a long neck?
