Have you ever heard a kangaroo

Go ah-choo, ah-choo, ah-choo?

Have you ever seen a koala

Wearing a balaclava?

Cold kookaburras like to laugh,

But have you ever seen one wearing a scarf?

Owls make hoots

But don’t wear boots,

And as for wombats,

They don’t need hats.

So how come you and I will sneeze,

In the midst of winter’s icy freeze?