Beware the gigglegum bird by James Aitchison

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High in a tree

lived a gigglegum bird —

its noise was the weirdest

you ever heard.

When it was happy

it made a chirp

that sounded like

a thunderous burp.

It scared a crow,

it scared an owl,

it scared a cow

and made it howl. 

Kangaroos heard it

and off they scurried,

platypuses were perplexed

while wombats worried.

So next time you

hear a burp in the bush,

just simply say:

“Gigglegum, shush!”

Beware the gigglegum bird by James Aitchison

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My clock’s cuckoo! by James Aitchison

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Tick-tick-tick-tock,

says my clock.

Tock-tock-tock-tick,

it sounds really sick.

Tick-tick-tock-tick,

is it running slow or quick?

Tock-tick-tick-tock,

what a silly clock! 

My clock’s cuckoo! by James Aitchison

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Where do I go? by James Aitchison

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I like to go where it’s slow,

where silence never ends,

where ancient mountains

become my best friends.

Where eagles nest,

I like to sit and just be,

where land has no limits

and where I am free.

Where do I go? by James Aitchison

The view from Pugilists’ Hill, Flinders Ranges. Photo by Ginette Pestana

Gorgeous! by James Aitchison

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Not a sound, not a ripple,

as we whisper our way

between sandstone walls —

ten metres high, they say.

Then it gets narrow,

two metres in places,

and on the stone,

are they fossil traces?

It’s a tight squeeze,

you can touch the rock —

but make sure it’s not hiding

a freshwater croc!

Yabbies and turtles,

and a big goanna,

you’ll see them all 

in the Gulf Savannah.

Gorgeous! by James Aitchison

Teacher’s note: The Cobbold Gorge was formed 10,000 years ago.  Several springs feed into the gorge, keeping the water level constant.

Far North Queensland’s Cobbold Gorge. Photo by Ginette Pestana

Hungry cockatoos by James Aitchison

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Cockatoos eat with their left leg,

their right hangs on to their perch.

They gobble and chew so neatly

without a sideways lurch.

You’ll see them up on the fence,

having a tasty lunch,

feeding themselves an apple,

never missing a single crunch.

Hungry cockatoos by James Aitchison

Hungry cockatoos. Photo by Philip Webster

Millions of Mounds by James Aitchison

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You’ll see them in the savannah —
some are eight metres tall —
and when you’ve seen one mound,
you haven’t seen them all!

They’re built by tiny termites,
six millimetres long,
engineered with clever skill,
they’re absolutely strong.

With natural air-conditioning,
the heat just disappears; 
each multi-storey complex
can last one hundred years!

James Aitchison

Termite mounds in North Queensland’s savannah country. Photo by Ginette Pestana

Where will we go today? by James Aitchison

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A soft misty sunrise,

adventure’s in the air,

let’s raise the sails and go

while the weather’s fair.

There’s so much to explore —

where will we go today?

For lunch let’s drop anchor

in a quiet bay.

And in the afternoon,

on the glassy tide,

we’ll try our hand at fishing,

as homeward bound we glide.

Where will we go today? by James Aitchison

Sunrise at Picton, South Island, New Zealand. Photo by Ginette Pestana

I love libraries by James Aitchison

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I’ve got stacks of reading to do,

I don’t know where to begin!

Some of the books are big,

And some are very thin.

Will I start on the bottom shelf,

And read my way to the top?

Or start reading down to the ground

Until I have to stop?

Or maybe I’ll read side to side,

Right to left or left to right,

Whatever it is, I know I’ll be reading

Long into the night!

I love libraries by James Aitchison

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Cute as a Button by James Aitchison

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I am a white chihuahua,
I’m very, very new,
I’ll make you laugh — ha ha ha,
at all the things I do.

Sniffing empty shoes,
trying to bite a chair, 
barking at the front door
when nobody is there.

My ears are quite unique,
as you can plainly see,
my eyes are both enormous,
as soulful as can be.

I’m always very hungry, 
for food I’ll always scrounge,
but when I’m very good,
I can get up on the lounge!

Button, born 20 October 2025.
Photo by Philip Webster

My Sky by James Aitchison

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When I have nothing else to do,

I look up at the sky.

There’s always something happening,

as clouds go rolling by.

I like to watch the colours change,

there’s always something new;

and after it rains I might see

a beautiful rainbow or two. 

I think I’ll become a pilot —

how good does that sound? 

Then I could be up in the sky

instead of on the ground!

Wattle Glen sky. Photo by Philip Webster