Autumn Haikus by James Aitchison

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high in the tree-top
kookaburras form a choir
notes falling with leaves

my breath clouds like mist
summer bleeds from the branches
I walk on colour

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When the sun goes down by James Aitchison

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The bright afternoon is over,
the sun is low in the sky,
the world is holding its breath
and the trees are waving goodbye.

The first night creatures are stirring
and bats come out to play,
as the night spreads over the plain
and claims the leavings of the day.

When the sun goes down by James Aitchison

Desert sunset, Australia. Photo by Ginette Pestana

Loony Limericks by James Aitchison

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There was a young man from Crete,
Who walked on his hands not his feet,
What a fun affair
To have your knees in the air,
And shake toes with the people you meet.

There was a young man from Peru,
Who swallowed a mouthful of glue.
His lips were sealed,
His nose was congealed,
And his face turned a bright shade of blue.

Loony Limericks by James Aitchison

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This poem is completely potty! by James Aitchison

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Where to put the pot?

Under the bed

or on your head?

Where to put the pot?

..

Where to put the pot?

Behind the door

or on the floor?

Where to put the pot?

Where to put the pot?

I haven’t a clue,

what can I do?

I haven’t got a pot!

This poem is completely potty! by James Aitchison

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Bendy Wendy by James Aitchison

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Bendy Wendy the contortionist

could tie herself in knots:

not just one or two knots,

but lots and lots and lots!

Until she got so twisted,

like a piece of rope,

and no one could undo her,

they all just gave up hope.

But one winter’s morning

Wendy caught a cold,

she sneezed and sneezed so hard,

her body just unrolled.

Bendy Wendy by James Aitchison

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A Day Like No Other by James Aitchison

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Their names are etched forever

beneath a statue’s feet,

or beside a lofty obelisk

on every main street.

They left their farms to fight,

young men who heard the call,

from offices and banks,

prepared to give their all.

Some fell in foreign fields,

in trenches far away,

while others maimed and struggling,   

relived their horrors every day.

The debt our nation owes them —

how can it be repaid?

Let us all remember them,

let not their honour fade.

A DAY LIKE NO OTHER by James Aitchison

Photo sent in by James Aitchison: “George William Aitchison (1873-1950) served with the NSW Volunteer Bushmen in the Boer War”

Teacher’s note: From the Boer War to Afghanistan, 103,101 men and women have died serving Australia.

Beware the gigglegum bird by James Aitchison

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High in a tree

lived a gigglegum bird —

its noise was the weirdest

you ever heard.

When it was happy

it made a chirp

that sounded like

a thunderous burp.

It scared a crow,

it scared an owl,

it scared a cow

and made it howl. 

Kangaroos heard it

and off they scurried,

platypuses were perplexed

while wombats worried.

So next time you

hear a burp in the bush,

just simply say:

“Gigglegum, shush!”

Beware the gigglegum bird by James Aitchison

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My clock’s cuckoo! by James Aitchison

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Tick-tick-tick-tock,

says my clock.

Tock-tock-tock-tick,

it sounds really sick.

Tick-tick-tock-tick,

is it running slow or quick?

Tock-tick-tick-tock,

what a silly clock! 

My clock’s cuckoo! by James Aitchison

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Where do I go? by James Aitchison

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I like to go where it’s slow,

where silence never ends,

where ancient mountains

become my best friends.

Where eagles nest,

I like to sit and just be,

where land has no limits

and where I am free.

Where do I go? by James Aitchison

The view from Pugilists’ Hill, Flinders Ranges. Photo by Ginette Pestana

Gorgeous! by James Aitchison

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Not a sound, not a ripple,

as we whisper our way

between sandstone walls —

ten metres high, they say.

Then it gets narrow,

two metres in places,

and on the stone,

are they fossil traces?

It’s a tight squeeze,

you can touch the rock —

but make sure it’s not hiding

a freshwater croc!

Yabbies and turtles,

and a big goanna,

you’ll see them all 

in the Gulf Savannah.

Gorgeous! by James Aitchison

Teacher’s note: The Cobbold Gorge was formed 10,000 years ago.  Several springs feed into the gorge, keeping the water level constant.

Far North Queensland’s Cobbold Gorge. Photo by Ginette Pestana