By day you see gnomes standing still. At night a different role they fill. Without their care and helping hands All gardens would be barren lands. They go about their tasks with glee Requiring total privacy. All was well till William Soames Stayed up one night and saw the gnomes. Then gnome-observing fast became His newest hobby, like a game. He hunted out their hidden places Where they played and washed their faces. Wrote up notes on what they wore… The gnomes, annoyed, began to roar: ‘He must be stopped! This is quite wrong We don’t like being spied upon! Why does he probe and pry and peer? We cannot work when he is near. Can’t wash the roses, shoo the bugs Protect the plants from snails and slugs. Our secret work is secret, not The business of some human tot!’ After much deliberation Argument and altercation The gnomes decided what to do. ‘He needs to understand our view!’ Into the house that night they crept And onto William’s bed they leapt. A spell was cast, quick as a wink. The sleeping boy began to shrink. Was horrified when he woke up The size of a small drinking cup. Angry gnomes tried to explain Why Will’s surveillance caused them pain. ‘Leave us be! Beg our pardon! Else we’ll abandon this fine garden!’ Fists were shaken, tears were shed. Before he was returned to bed. Later, now his normal size, He told his Mum and Dad some lies But not the truth of where he’d been Or what he’d heard and what he’d seen. Or that he’d learnt more spying would Shrink him again — this time for good!
Will binned his notes, surprising all. And took up playing basketball.
Little square shapes and fancy, round twirls; nestled in boxes with ribbons in swirls; joined in arrays like crossword puzzles; sprinkled with cocoa and formed into truffles; rolled in nuts and melted on sticks; soft, creamy centres with crunchy bits; shaped into rabbits, koalas and frogs; poured into moulds and rolled into logs. Chocolate, oh chocolate, so delicious, so sweet! Pull off the wrapper! Come on, let’s eat!