By John Williams
I am an extraordinary dairy man,
I really give that milk a shake,
I whir it on my mixer,
I think you should partake.
I have such scrumptious flavours,
I’ll put a dob of ice-cream in,
Your taste buds will go ballistic,
Just after you begin.
There you go, drink it up,
Well, what do you think of that?
I think it tastes so very nice,
But, will it make me fat?