Come and see the dinosaurs

by Bill Condon

Come and see the dinosaurs

dancing in the street,

with bows upon their shiny claws

and glitter on their feet.

A little liposuction,

lippy here and there,

with plaited tails and painted toes

and roses in their hair.

Dripping with perfumery

and skipping to and fro,

a dozen dainty dinosaurs

putting on a show.

They’ve visited the beauty shop –

a rare and lovely treat –

and now they’re happy dinosaurs,

dancing in the street!