BEWARE! This is a HORRIBLE poem!!
Read at your OWN RISK!!!
What’s for dinner, Mum?
First up
slurp up
sliced slug soup
seasoned with slaters.
Then
bite into
baked blowfly burgers
basted with blood.
Or
gobble down
goat gut goulash
garnished with grubs.
Next
munch up
minced mouse mousse
mingled with maggots.
Or
dive into
dragonfly dumplings
drizzled in drool.
And last of all
swill down
seaweed slime smoothies
smothered in snot.
Still hungry?