THE OILY OCTOPUS
An octopus observed some ooze upon the ocean.
He asked a nearby oyster who looked a little off.
She was a tad opaque and she then began to cough.
‘What is this oily ooze – its odourous and odd?’
The octopus opined to a nearby orange cod.
‘It’s all atop the ocean tide.’ The cod replied offended.
If this continues on, our organic lives have ended.