DAD’S BARBECUE
My father had a bullock
I don’t know where he found it
The council man came by one day
And said he must impound it
Now Dad said that it can’t be done
Because he’d asked a few
Of his friends and relatives
To a barbecue
The bull heard this,and with a roar
He headed for the hills
He had no plans for barbecues
And salad for the frills
So dad and all the family
And some of his good friends
Had barbecue of vegetables
And other odds and ends
