Veg I’m Mad

Broccoli shmockerly

peas and beans

What’s the fuss about eating our greens?

Spinach cabinach

Brussells sprouts

Bat off the flatulants

with monstrous clouts

I have to eat them

at Mum’s command

‘They’ll make you fit even when they’re bland

They’ll clean your insides –

bowels and blood

You’ll thank me in hindsight.’

‘But they taste like mud.’