Green Thumbed in the Garden –

Green Thumbed in the Garden –
Greed
Knowing you was swell.’
TOILET PAPER
Dunny roll, dunny roll,
Where art thou?
There’s none in the shops
Or anywhere now!
Dunny roll, dunny roll,
Such a shame!
Not a sheet in sight,
And we’re all to blame!
We can do without pies,
Yes, we can!
But toilet paper?
Oh man, oh man!
The Great Toilet Paper Chase
The Gift
Our bushlands have been saved.
We’ve just installed a bee hive
in our garden – what a fright.
Well, that is what I thought when bumble bees came into sight.
I’d squeal and flap my arms around-
‘Don’t come next to me.’
Get out of our garden, you’re spoiling dolly’s tea.’
‘Polly put the kettle on,
we’ll scare them off with steam.’
It didn’t work and all I did was run and hide and scream.
But Mum and Dad explained my fear
which swiftly flew away.
‘Bees are good ecology,
ensuring coming days.
Busy workers demonstrate the ethics of hard work,
collecting pollen from the flowers-
the spreading is a perk.
Without the buzzy, fuzzy mites
we wouldn’t have our food.’
And being as I love my grub,
‘That would be mighty rude.’