There’s a problem, he says, with the doodad.

He’s been trying for hours to install it.

The thingummyjig,

he says is too big

to plug into the whatchamacallit.

Yes, my grandpa has bought a computer

and I know that he’ll find it terrific

but he’s rung me tonight

to say something’s not right.

I just wish he could be more specific.

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