In My Dreams: a nonsense poem by James Aitchison

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When I go to sleep at night,

I dream of lots of things.

Blue spaghetti and bowls of fruit,

A four-legged man playing a flute,

A buffalo with purple wings,

A refrigerator taking flight.

That’s why I like to stay awake

And think of triple-layered cake.

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I Found A Whale by James Aitchison

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(in response to Prompt #4)

I found a whale

made of stone,

sitting by the creek

all alone.

How it got there

I don’t know;

stuck on shore,

nowhere to go.

Teacher’s note:  Whale Rock is one of many rock formations at Wilson’s Promontory National Park.

Our Garbage Man by James Aitchison

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Our garbage man comes once a week

To empty out our bin,

He takes away everything 

That Mum and Dad put in.

I wonder if he looks inside

To see what we’ve thrown out.

(All my worn out underpants

Would make him scream and shout!)

All our rotten vegies,

All our stinky cheese,

All the food that has expired,

Travels on the breeze.

No wonder he speeds off each week,

He doesn’t hang around.

With so much putrid garbage,

His wheels don’t touch the ground!

Two new poems from two different perspectives by James Aitchison for Prompt #4

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THE PLASTIC PACIFIC

How much plastic is in the sea?

Fifty-one trillion pieces!

Fifty-one trillion ways to kill

all our ocean species.

Choking, snarling, killingwhales, turtles, and fish;

unless we stop dumping toxic trash

our oceans will diminish.

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OTTER SNOT

Does 

an otter

have snot

or not?

Whether or not

an otter has 

snot,

I know 

not.

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Fingers in the sky by James Aitchison

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It seems to me 

that I can see

fingers in the sky.

Cloudy fingers,

each one lingers, 

as I’m passing by.

See Salt by James Aitchison

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Have you ever seen salt

far from the sea?

Salt that’s still as salty

as salt can ever be?

It’s salt in far Lake Tyrell,

a salty lake, you see,

and tastes even saltier

than salt does from the sea.

Teacher’s note: Lake Tyrrell is a salt-encrusted depression in Victoria’s Mallee district.

Outside My Window In Vienna by James Aitchison

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A pair of pants blocks my view,

I can’t see down the street,

there’s fresh new snow upon the waist  

and every icy pleat.

The lederhosen shop next door

makes leather pants like these,

and they hang a pair made of iron

to dangle in the breeze.

(In response to What’s Outside Your Window prompt #2. Teacher’s note: Lederhosen are short or knee-legth leather breeches often worn in German-speaking regions.)

Sneezin’ Season by James Aitchison

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Have you ever heard a kangaroo

Go ah-choo, ah-choo, ah-choo?

Have you ever seen a koala

Wearing a balaclava?

Cold kookaburras like to laugh,

But have you ever seen one wearing a scarf?

Owls make hoots

But don’t wear boots,

And as for wombats,

They don’t need hats.

So how come you and I will sneeze,

In the midst of winter’s icy freeze?

What’s Outside My Train Window? by James Aitchison

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I’m on the Harry Potter train,

in the highlands bold and bleak,

racing through a Scottish glen,

where mist clings to every peak.

The soul of Scotland calls to me

whichever way I look,

from wind-rushed heather on the hill

to every stony brook.

Teacher’s note: The Jacobite steam train, used as the Hogworts Express in the Harry Potter movies, runs between Fort William and Mallaig.  This 84-mile round trip is regarded as one of the world’s epic rail journeys.

Outside My Window by James Aitchison

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Half asleep I pulled up my blind

and saw two men from Mars!

They were in the garden, watching me,

too big for any vase.

With special alien fingers

and huge galactic eyes,

no wonder my friend Philip said

they’d come down from the skies.