
“I AM WHAT I PAINT” by James Aitchison
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Curious clothes
Cygnet’s singlets
are very white;
when they shrink
they’re very tight.
Do spiders were suspenders?
I think they really do.
They’re made of red elastic
in sizes 1 and 2.

TUCKER TIME
“The fires were bad,
“I was very scared,”
The wombat said
To the kangaroo.
“I had to hop
“Ahead of the flames,”
The kanga said,
“But I got out too.”
“I got help from
“A human being,”
The wombat said
To the kangaroo.
“So did I, mate!”
The kangaroo smiled.
“I’m glad they knew
“What they had to do!”

HANDY HEALTH
I am a little virus,
I come from overseas.
At first I make you sniffle,
And then I make you sneeze.
My name is COVID-19,
I’ll make you very sick.
But if you wash your hands clean,
You can give me the flick.
Wash your hands with lots of soap
Or a sanitiser
That way you will guard your health,
And be smart and wiser!

TOILET PAPER
Dunny roll, dunny roll,
Where art thou?
There’s none in the shops
Or anywhere now!
Dunny roll, dunny roll,
Such a shame!
Not a sheet in sight,
And we’re all to blame!
We can do without pies,
Yes, we can!
But toilet paper?
Oh man, oh man!
The Great Toilet Paper Chase

THE KOALAS COME BACK
One by one you’ll see them come back
And climb to the top of the tree,
Those cuddly koalas we love,
They’ll come home — just you wait and see!
Some nursed back to health by humans,
So they can be happy and free.
It might take a little more time
Till the bush comes to life anew,
But once all those juicy leaves grow
Koalas have something to chew.
Then we’ll say, “Welcome home, Blinky!
We’ve saved a big cuddle for you!”
