Naked Nonsense: Guundie’s Ridiculous Rhymes

The Big Release

Today will be full moon.

I feel a little jumpy,

eat candy with a spoon.

My pet is also grumpy –

the fickle armadillo.

He hums a ghastly tune

and rips my finest pillow.

I feed him a chocolate prune,

dress him in his favourite coat,

tie him to a hot balloon

and set him free to float.

Soon he’ll land, will run and roam

and I’m glad he left my home!

© Guundie Kuchling