I hate it when it happens
and I bet you hate it too.
You’re just walking on the footpath
and there’s dog-poo on your shoe.
And your friends say ’Phew!
I don’t want to sit with you
‘cause you just trod in dog-poo
and there’s dog-poo on your shoe.”
I know the dogs can’t help it.
Dogs just do what dogs just do.
But, owners, when you walk your dogs,
please collect the poo.
- Author comment: “M.Y.D.B.” is to be ‘published’ as a laminated sign on the grassy footpath near a Bush-care site I work on. For obvious reasons.