Spooks at school

Our school at night is a fearsome sight —

the windows are dark, with not a light.

And if you dared go inside you’d find

ghosts and ghouls of every kind.

Classrooms by day are busy places;

at night they become haunted spaces

where wicked spirits practise dark arts,

and bloodthirsty vampires play darts.

Hear zombies calling assembly rolls,

Checking the names of tormented souls.

Moonlit mayhem and witches galore,

monsters hiding under the floor.

But why put up with trepidation

while you gain an education?

Take some advice: Attend school by day;

the rest of the time — stay away!