If your name is Elsie Babbage,

You’ve no choice — just eat cabbage.

If your name is Arthur Ellis,

Pick green beans from a trellis.

If your name is Roger Lovell,

Dig vegies with a shovel.

If your name is Charlie Cato,

You’ll only eat potato.

If your name is Betty Barratt,

You’re destined to eat carrot.

But if your name is Russel Proust,

Sorry — you’re stuck with Brussels sprouts!