“WHOSE VEGIE IS WHOSE?” by James Aitchison

Leave a comment

If your name is Elsie Babbage,

You’ve no choice — just eat cabbage.


If your name is Arthur Ellis,

Pick green beans from a trellis.


If your name is Roger Lovell,

Dig vegies with a shovel.


If your name is Charlie Cato,

You’ll only eat potato.


If your name is Betty Barratt,

You’re destined to eat carrot.


But if your name is Russel Proust,

Sorry — you’re stuck with Brussels sprouts!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s