Van – nana
A bunch of monkeys at the zoo
Devised a daring plan
To create a small diversion
And then steal the keeper’s van
They waited ‘til his back was turned
And swung behind the wheel
The keeper didn’t notice
‘Til he heard his tyres squeal
They headed for the fruit and veg
The customers all ran
As monkeys swiped bananas
And threw them in the van
They tore their way right through the town
With crazy monkey smiles
When the ‘nanas and the fuel ran out
They’d gone a hundred miles
The van was found much later
The policeman stroked his chin
And pondered how he should report
A Combi full of skins
Very clever!
Very nice poem. Best regards from the United States!
I love this take on the nana van pic!
so clever, hilarious