Do Not!
by Dianne Bates
Do not pat a cranky cat!
Do not jig with a pig!
Do not steal a seal!
Do not lick a chick!
Do not wear a llama’s ‘jamas!
Do not dine with swine!
Do not stare at a bear!
Do not smile at a crocodile!
Do not force a horse!
Do not pull a bull!
Do not twirl a girl!
Do not annoy a boy!
Australian Children’s Poetry 
This face paced romp had me chuckling all the way through. Well done, Di.
Wise words indeed Di – although jigging with a pig might be fun