Old Fred and Kazinsky
by Mike Lucas
Old Fred never knew where Kazinsky went to every night when he opened the door.
That cat would run free and he’d sprint up the tree to the roof, then away to explore.
He’d hear a faint howl and then sometimes a growl and then nothing until the next day
When Kazinsky returned, but Old Fred never learned where he went till he looked far away.
Now Old Fred had no job (he was old), but a hobby he had was to gaze at the stars
And the planets and moon (with its seas and its dunes). He would spend all night gazing afar.
One night as he gazed out his window and raised his old telescope up to a crater
He had to look twice when he saw several mice running round with a mouse sized cheese grater.
‘Mice on the moon!’ shouted Fred in a swoon. ‘Mice on the moon! It can’t be!’
It can’t be moon mice! It can’t be, I say twice. But I see moon mice! That’s what I see!’
He rubbed at his eyes, looked again at the skies, at the moon, at the…what on Earth’s that?
Then out from a dune on the moon mice’s moon sprang a moon…m…m…moon c…c…cat!
‘Kazinsky!’ yelled Fred, as the moon mice all fled, leaving clouds of cheese dust in their wake.
‘Kazinsky!’ yelled Fred. ‘It’s Kazinky!’ yelled Fred. ‘It’s Kazinsky and make no mistake!’
In and out the moon’s holes, up and down the moon’s knolls, the wee moon mice ran eeking and squeaking.
They poked out their tongues and they wobbled their bums while Kazinsky chased after them, shrieking.
At times the moon wobbled while moon mice were gobbled and moon cheese flew this way and that.
Some leapt for the stars, but they didn’t get far for Kazinsky the cat chased them back.
At one point there landed a spaceship commanded by aliens from far away,
And Kazinsky sold mice to them for twice the price of what Earthlings would normally pay.
This madness went on more than half the night long as the moon swam away from the east.
And let it be said that the cat of Old Fred had a handsome and heavenly feast.
As the sun started rising on the eastern horizon the moon met the Earth in the west,
And Kazinsky stepped down to the new morning’s ground to prowl home for a well deserved rest.
Kazinsky arrived at just gone half past five as Old Fred nodded off where he sat.
Through the window he crept as Old Fred soundly slept, dreaming dreams of an astronaut cat.
He strolled to the chair and at Fred sleeping there and he settled down onto his lap,
And Kazinsky the cat and Old Fred, just like that, spent the whole day enjoying a nap.