Only One Moon
I really think Earth needs another Moon.
It isn’t fair that we should have just one.
Only one to grace our heaven –
Jupiter has sixty seven.
Wouldn’t sixty seven moons be fun?
It isn’t fair Earth only has one Moon.
Even little Mars has got a couple.
If we followed them in flight,
Tracked their paths throughout the night,
Our necks would stay extremely loose and supple.
And why is Earth’s moon simply called “The Moon”?
I ask you, could it ever be more flat?
Saturn’s blessed with mighty Titan,
Neptune’s orbited by Triton.
Then there’s Ganymede. How cool is that?
I’m sure that NASA’d like a second moon –
Another astro-challenge to be won.
When the news screamed “Man on Moon!”,
Before we fell into a swoon,
We’d pop the question quickly: “Right. Which one?”