Montague Shoe

Have you heard the story of Montague Shoe?

He fitted a left foot — ’twas all he could do.

But the shoe that fitted the right foot was lost,

So into the trashcan poor Monty was tossed.

But there in the trash Montague found

A shoe for a right foot — ’twas perfectly sound.

They became a new pair, one black and one blue,

And that was the story of Montague Shoe.

James Aitchison