Have you heard the story of Montague Shoe?
He fitted a left foot — ’twas all he could do.
But the shoe that fitted the right foot was lost,
So into the trashcan poor Monty was tossed.
But there in the trash Montague found
A shoe for a right foot — ’twas perfectly sound.
They became a new pair, one black and one blue,
And that was the story of Montague Shoe.