Let’s go to…
Let’s go to Toowoomba,
The two of us by bus,
Toot, toot to Toowoomba,
We won’t cause any fuss.
Let’s all go to Weewaa,
We’ll ride there on a horse,
Whee-hee-hee to Weewaa,
I’ll bring tomato sauce.
Let’s all go to Bairnsdale,
Upon a fleecy sheep,
Baaaaaaa to Bairnsdale,
But please don’t fall asleep.
Let’s all go to Hawthorn,
We’ll ride a donkey there,
Hee-haw-haw to Hawthorn,
Without a single care.
James Aitchison
Teachers’ notes: A fun poem for classroom participation
Themes: Learning the rules of rhymes and how to scan syllables
Also, have fun learning about Australian towns and suburbs
Classroom: Invite students to add more verses to the poem
Begin by choosing amusing town names
Then work together to suggest rhymes and verses

I’m sure kids would love this – very clever.
Great poem and the teacher notes are excellent too.
Terrific! And there are so many wacky Australian place names to have fun with:
Howlong (NSW)
1770 (Qld)
Nowhere Else (Tas)
Boing Boing (NT)
Humpybong (Qld)
Come by Chance (NSW)
Innaloo (WA)
Loos (SA)
Poowong (Vic)
Wonglepong (Qld)
Goodnight (NSW)