MEGHAN MARKLE’S MOUSE
My home is my castle — Windsor Castle —
And I live in St George’s Chapel;
Being a mouse I go foraging
for some crumbs and pieces of apple.
My chapel is mostly a peaceful place,
But no! Not on the nineteenth of May:
won’t have a moment to bless myself
when the world comes to visit that day.
They’re making history on May nineteen,
and there will be no time to tarry —
but I’ll have a front row seat to see
Meghan Markle marry Prince Harry!
I’ll hide underneath Her Majesty’s chair —
that should give me an excellent view —
and I’ll wave my tail and squeak hooray
when Meghan and Harry say I do!