BEWARE THE IDEAS OF MARCH
The Ideas of March
are meant to be mad,
so get with the times;
be suitably clad.
The hatters are busy –
no time to be lazy –
and what they are doing
is totally crazy.
So go the full motley –
(March is your chance)
Kick up your heels
in a wacky dance.
Let down your hair
or go in for shaving.
My crazy idea is to
go out stark raving.
I told all my friends.
They served me a warning:
‘Stay home. Don’t go out.
This isn’t your morning.
If you do your thing
and defy our advice
the knives will be out.
You’d better think twice.’
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Brilliant!
Cool Spark!