Great Grannie’s birthday gift

Great Grannie has a letter

from a star who’s never met her

and who wishes her the very, very best.

It’s really quite uncanny

that she wrote to our Great Nannie

but I know Great Nannie’s feeling pretty blessed.

We’re amazed (and who could blame us)

that an idol who’s so famous

was prepared to take this break from her routine.

And although I feel no malice,

I am just a little jealous

that Great Grannie’s got a letter from the queen.