My Iris Has Shaved! by James Aitchison

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Why is it called a bearded iris?

There’s not a whisker in sight.

Unless, of course, it had a shave

sometime in the night.

I think it looks just great

without a bristling beard,

and it if had a moustache

that would look very weird!

Bearded iris. Photo by Ginette Pestana

Sailing By by James Aitchison

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On the dreamy river,

drifting with the tide,

past old shutter’d houses

where history lives inside.

Breezes tease the palms,

stir a lazy frond or two,

and in the milky sky

the heat is shining through.

The Portuguese and Dutch,

the British all were here;

five hundred years of stories

like magic can appear.

An old kampong by the Melaka River, Malaysia. Photo by Ginette Pestana

My New Bathroom by James Aitchison

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I wish that in my bathroom

I had a shower like this!

All that water tumbling —

wouldn’t it be bliss?

Cascading down my back,

in a rushing flow!

The only problem is,

where would so much water go?

I’d need a massive drainhole

to carry it away,

and one enormous tap

to turn it on each day.

Waterfall, Milford Sound, New Zealand. Photo by Ginette Pestana

Where’s My Nose? by James Aitchison

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My nose is buried in a book,

as I read from cover to cover,

and with every line I read,

new things I discover.

Each word makes a picture,

each picture fires my brain —

it’s such a great adventure,

how can I explain?

One day I will write a book

and everyone will read it —

an author I am going to be,

and you’d best believe it!

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The Wilds by James Aitchison

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Out in the wilds

the daylight is dying;

the darklight is coming,

and the wind is a-sighing.

Shadows will deepen,

grow darker and soon,

with the quiet starlight,

will come the moon.

The pastures will sleep

and not waken till morn,

when at last the sun rises

and a new day is born.

North Island, New Zealand. Photo by Ginette Pestana

My Word! by James Aitchison

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Word is a word
that rhymes with word.

But what about cord,
and ford and sword?

They don’t rhyme with word,
as you’ve no doubt heard.

How come English is so erratic,
so hard to learn and problematic?

My word, I wish I knew!

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Nursery Nonsense by James Aitchison

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Mary had a little lamb,

it grew into a sheep. 

It got so big and woolly,

she gave it to Bo Peep.

Little Bo Peep was

minding the sheep,

eating her curds and whey,

when a massive great spider

sat down beside her

and would not go away.

She sent off a text

to her pals Jack and Jill;

with three blind mice,

they ran up the hill.

All the king’s horses ran away with the spoon

and the sheep jumped over the moon.

Photo by James Aitchison

Wet Feet by James Aitchison

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See those trees

up to their knees

in the lake.

Branches bare,

no leaves to spare,

no boat’s wake

disturbs the sunken forest,

beneath a blazing sun,

so far from everyone,

the waters are at rest.

Lake Pamamaroo, Menindee.  Photo by Ginette Pestana

Teacher’s note: Nine mainly shallow lakes make up the Menindee Lakes on the Darling River in New South Wales.  Menindee was the first town established on the Darling, on the lands of the Barkindji people.  The nearest major city is Broken Hill.

Mussels Not Muscles by James Aitchison

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These mussels come from the sea,

they’re not in a leg or an arm.

They’re very fresh and tasty,

and their shells are part of their charm.

Dig into the the bowl for a feast,

and eat a dozen or two;

the only muscles you’ll need

are the ones that help you chew.

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The Doctopus by James Aitchison

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If you’re a fish and you get sick,
who do you go and see?
The Doctopus will help you —
he’s your undersea GP.
He’s qualified to treat
watery infections,
and because he has eight hands,
he’ll give you eight injections.
From sore sardines and sneezing sharks
to tonsil-troubled tuna,
the Doctopus will fix you —
you’ll feel much better sooner.

Photo from Stockcake