After 60 years of drawing
his nose was all but blunt
So our famous Mr Squiggle
went on a sharpener hunt
He took his rocket to the moon
with Blackboard and Miss Jane
They found a big red sharpener
and his pencils sharp again

After 60 years of drawing
his nose was all but blunt
So our famous Mr Squiggle
went on a sharpener hunt
He took his rocket to the moon
with Blackboard and Miss Jane
They found a big red sharpener
and his pencils sharp again

Fake food socks
we love to wear
but our doggy friends
think it’s not fair
The pizza socks
smell like fluff
The bacon socks
are really rough
The taco socks
dripping fake cheese
The hamburger socks
are another tease
The hot dog socks
look so yummy
The cupcake socks
the icings runny
But worst of all
and looking real
are the T Bone socks
that cause a drool
The dogs agree
this has to stop
let’s give food socks
A mighty chop

I do not like Brussel sprouts
No no, not at all
One there sitting on my plate
Was it ready for a brawl?
My plan of thoughtful attack
Let it go straight down my snout
Swallow that green ball whole
Yes, Ive worked it out
But Alas, this did not occur
putting me in quite a state
Coughing hard it flew right out
Landing on my sisters plate
My sister she was horrified
Mum was raving mad
I sat and widely grinned
Announcing “ Sorry, Mum my bad!”
Not one has passed my lips since then
Those green and slimy sprouts
From that day until presently
I’m happy to do without.
There’s a possum on my roof
and he’s not eating cake
He is stomping up and down
keeping me awake
There’s a possum on my roof
learning the highland fling
He is happily enjoying it
but it’s not my sort of thing
There a possum on my roof
tapping out a beat
He finds it pretty handy
having thumbs on both his feet
There’s a possum on my roof
I wish he would go home
Up to his branch in the tree
and leave me quietly alone
Krispy’s now a famous bear
who could not believe his luck
right there in town late one night
an open door on a donut truck.
Well, he licked his lips and in he went
chocolate, cinnamon and sprinkles galore.
Krispy just couldn’t get enough
two in each of his furry paws.
However, he was caught red handed
told to leave the truck quick smart
but not before the film crew arrived
Krispy played the perfect part.
He smiled right into the camera
showing of his sugary grin
then waddled back to the woods
to boast of his big win.
Alas, the other bears
hearing the truck was securely locked
grumbled and grunted loudly
“ Why did you not bring us a box!”
This poem was based on a CBS news article from Alaska https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/bears-caught-camera-raiding-krispy-kreme-doughnut-van-alaska/
Full of importance
on Pageant Day
our canine friends
were out to play
Santa costumes
Christmas grins
white beards flowing
from hairy chins
Music and laughter
Christmas cheer
the town comes alive
this time of year
Thousands of locals
line the street
applauding our pooches
as they wag to the beat
The talk of the town
for the year to come
The dogs of Mt Gambier
are second to none
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Don’t forget a special treat for your furry members on Christmas Day.

Photo from Pexels by Goochie Poochie Grooming
An emu family crossed the road
not a single care in sight,
unconcerned about all the cars
and what could possibly be strife.
Halfway across all traffic stilled
the mob stopped and looked around
“Whats is all the fuss about?
We are on our way, Homeward bound!”
As an expert in the making
flicking boogers is a skill
when Im needing more of them
I know where to refill.
Friends all want to join me
but its an individual sport
one thats learnt through practice
or as they say “self taught”.
Dedicated to Gwen and her Golden Retriever Louie.
The sun is setting
a coloured sky awaits,
“Lets get moving
We cant be late”
We walk and we talk
as we pick up the pace,
towards the sunset
at our sacred place.
To the end of the pier
we arrive at our spot,
out comes the phone
for our nightly shot.
On the way home
I look back and grin
“Thanks for the walk,
Lets do this again”.
Two old pink galahs
up high in a gumtree
looked down at recess
to see what they could see.
Two junior school boys
glanced up and said “Gidday”
then the two old galahs
spread their wings and flew away.