Billy Joe is my best friend Wears a collar, has four legs, Follows me consistently If there’s food he often begs. We live in leafy Doncaster In a small two-bedroom home And because I have to work a lot Billy Joe’s often left alone. Whilst I’m away at the office He has the run of the house And often creates havoc He’s not as quiet as a mouse. The neighbours are not happy When he barks and carries on But there’s very little I can do When working on the phone. His devilish disposition Gets him into lots of strife By causing so much damage Which he’s done all his short life. So how can I fix this problem I ask with nought in mind What can I do to stop him And a happy solution find. But then I think of something Should I find him a friend Which would keep him occupied And his destructiveness end.
I put my masterplan in action Bring home Archer, a puppy It appears that what I’ve done Has made Billy Joe very happy. They seem to get along quite well And spend their time in play Until they’re both exhausted Crash on the couch and stay. Archer has become Billy Joe’s best friend Bringing him home has been A victory to this end.