Roo-minations by Jan Darling

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Now make yourselves comfy with cushions or couch…..
I have secrets to tell you about the pouch.
But try to sit straight, please do not slouch
‘cause that would turn me into a grouch.
Now let me find a good place to crouch,
Then truth I will tell you – for that I’ll vouch.

How many creatures, would you guess at or think
Have pouches in which their young can drink?
We’ll only count those in our country because
Their number is huge, even just here in Oz.
Kinds of marsupials who live here and thrive
Add up to one hundred and forty-five!

Most of their pouches will open at front
A few open backwards – how’s that for a stunt?
Do they slide into pouch down over the belly?
Or poised on the ground – jump into the valley?
One thing’s for certain, however they enter
From back or from front, they aim for the centre.

Why, then, do some pouches face towards tail?
…. to protect their young from rain and hail?
No! for food or shelter mum has to dig earth,
Which means all the soil would be aimed at the girth;
If her pouch were to open towards the trees
It would fill up with earth and joey would sneeze!

Now which of our friends their tummies will comb
To keep a neat front on a back-facing home?
Wombats and bilbies, Tassie devils and quolls,
Plus bandicoots, koalas and marsupial moles.
I think that I’ve named each motherly digger
If I’ve missed someone off – the list will be bigger.

Marsupials live widely, except in the sea,
Some live on the ground and some in a tree;
Your wombats will burrow  (they like to stay snug)
Where it’s better for snaffling a juicy bug.
The wee pygmy possum who lives above snow
High in the Alps, his family will grow.

Most of our roos live in desert and scrub
And only when grazing will they form a club.
They’re not very chummy or prone to join gangs
They keep to themselves and avoid boomerangs.
They don’t elect leaders to steer them through strife,
They don’t even bond with a regular wife.

Some say that this lack of common society
Is the cause of the roo’s constant sobriety.
Too hot to find food in the heat of the day,
They rest till it’s time to hunt and make hay.
At dusk they prepare to take the night air,
Then go out to find food, perchance to pair.

Do all the marsupials enjoy the same food?
That depends on the kind of marsupial brood!
Kangas, koalas and wombats eat plants,
Depending on what their locality grants.
Bandicoots and possums eat whatever’s in sight,
Meat, plant or insect – if they’re hungry, they’ll bite.

The Tasmanian Devil will eat only meat
He’s a cute little fellow but slow on his feet.
Thirteen k’s per hour is not very quick
But he gets enough food for his lips to lick.
Other marsupials eat insects and gnats
And try to avoid confrontations with cats.

Herbivores, omnivores, carnivores, too
Insectivores also you’ll find in the Zoo.
Marsupials too have a trick with their teeth
There’s no second set there in the gums, beneath –
This wonderful mammal keeps the first forever
To chew, chomp and nibble – that’s ever so clever.

From whence came they here?  Arriving which year?
We can only share with you what we can hear.
Word is that this species (and few are finer)
Came from afar – it’s thought to be China!
And the time they arrived will give you a shock
Fifty million in years, says Nature’s clock!

That long ago?  What was their route?
They came as they were, not one wore a suit!
They moved out from the East and arrived in the West,
Via the Americas, not wanting to rest;
Through the Antarctic snows they continued their quest
To the land of Australia, the place they love best.

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Blabbermouth by Jenny Erlanger

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My parents bought a parrot
and I taught it how to speak.
I wish I’d also taught it
when to shut its noisy beak.

It told my little brother
I considered him a sook
and then informed my sister
that I’d scribbled on her book.

I thought it might have finished
but it still had more to say.
It told my dad I hadn’t
done the homework for the day.

It told my mum her perfume
had a most peculiar smell
then added that her hairstyle
didn’t suit her very well.

Our parrot’s clearly clever
and it’s been a breeze to teach.
It’s made amazing progress
since it’s learnt the art of speech.

But now I have a problem
that’s undoubtedly occurred
because of my confessions
to this brash, outspoken bird.

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Rushing River by James Aitchison

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Where are you going,

over those stones,

past those old cliffs,

the colour of bones.

Through ancient forests 

you tumble and twist,

until at long last

you are lost in the mist.

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Choose Kindness by Linda Davidson

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Let’s create a kinder world
One where love, doesn’t need to be earned.
Where smiling, helping, joy and laughter
Are things all of us chase after.

Offer to make Grandad a cup of tea.
He might be feeling quite lonely.
Your presence will bring love to his day
And improve his mood as he watches you play.

How about a smile for someone new?
You just don’t know what they’re going through.
Your kindness may fade their worries away,
And give them hope to enjoy their day.

What about picking your mum a flower?
To show her kindness has special power.
She’ll look at you with adoration in her eyes.
You’ll both be better off – you will realise.

It’s quite easy really to show compassion and be kind.
I believe it’s the way that we’ve been designed.
So have a go at finding a creative way,
To show someone kindness on your travels today.

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Helpful and Kind by Andrew Plant

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I’m packing up my sandpit

Not because I am to old 

I’m packing up my sandpit

Because I heard it told 

That the sand in all the world

Is less than it used to be

Once a hundred squillion grains

Now there’s only 93

So I’ve stomped on all the castles

That I built yesterday

Then romped on all the ruins

Such funtastic games to play

I picked up toys and tools

And put them in my cubby house

Which frightened a few spiders 

And scared little a mouse 

Now I’m scooping up the sand 

Into buckets bags and boxes

And I’m getting quite a lot

In my shoes and in my sockses 

There’s much more that I thought 

Yes there’s lots and lots  and lots

So I’m going to the kitchen

To get some cups and pans and pots

I heard that I can take it  

To a market that is black

And people pick it up

From somewhere out the back

I hope that they will take it

To a beach not far away

So that I may still enjoy it

Should we go there to play 

I’m sure I’ll miss my sandpit

But I’m trying not to mind

I hope it will be helpful

It’s not that easy to be kind

But I think it is the right thing

For everyone and me

If it means we’ll still have beaches

Beyond 2053

Teacher’s note: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20191108-why-the-world-is-running-out-of-sand?

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An Old English Tale by Kerry Gittins

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Have you seen a twirlblast so mickle in its size,

or pulled back straggly elflocks from getting in your eyes?

I wonder if you’ve chorked inside the house when rain has eased,

or been a slugabed all day just doing as you pleased?

Have you grubbled frantically and found the thing you lost,

or wolde for something day and night no matter what it cost?

Have you met a snollygloster? Don’t believe a word,

or heard a tarradiddle that you knew was just absurd? 

Have you been jargogled by the things that I have said?

Then better use more modern words to tell your tale instead!

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Minuscule Madness by James Aitchison

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I’ve been collecting tiny things,

like frozen fleas and freckles,

and a book a centimetre long

written by a man named Eccles.

In a jar I have a nano newt,

and a full stop in another,

and a dingbat’s DNA

I’m saving for my brother.

Tiny footprints made by mice,

fingerprints of butterflies,

a spare hair from a busy hare,

and seeds I found in apple pies.

The only question really is,

what will I do with all this stuff?

I’ve got so many tiny things,

my room’s not big enough!

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Scots Speak by James Aitchison

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If a day dawns wet and bleak,

the Scots would call it dreich.

If blue sky and sun they saw,

then they’d say it’s braw.

Someone sly is sleekit,

if foolish they are glaikit.

When you shoogle, you shake,

if you mak, you make.

Muckle is big,

howk means to dig.

When you keenie, you cry,

when you skelp, you rush by!

If you’re taking a peek,

you’re taking a keek.

When you’re cranky, you’re crabbit,

a wee beastie’s a rabbit.

Weesht means be quiet,

guid nicht is good night.

Your bahookie’s your bottom,

And yes, all Scots have got ’em.

Teacher’s note: “Dreich” has been voted by Scots as their favourite, most iconic Scots word.

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Halloween by Graham Seal

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Trick or treat!

Trick or treat!

Lots of ghouls along the street.

Some are vampires,

some are ghosts,

whatever monster scares the most!

They want lollies,

they’re really creepy,

until the little spooks get sleepy.

Then home to bed they disappear –

that’s Halloween until next year.

Graham Seal

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Dress Up by Pauline Cleary

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Boots and bags and belts and braces;
slip-on shoes without any laces
hats with feather, coats with cuffs;
stripey socks and velvet gloves.

Shiny waistcoats, tall top hats;
onesies, boxers, baseball caps;
bracelets, bangles, silver pearls
scarves in patterns; scarves in swirls.

Woolly jackets, pants with spots;
petticoats and purple socks;
Skirts with zippers, skirts that flair;
Shirts with circles; shirts with squares.

Choose an outfit; match a hat.
Strike a pose! This or that?
Choose to be whatever you please
Magic, mayhem, make believe!

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