BEWARE THE IDEAS OF MARCH

 

The Ideas of March

are meant to be mad,

so get with the times;

be suitably clad.

 

The hatters are busy –

no time to be lazy –

and what they are doing

is totally crazy.

 

So go the full motley –

(March is your chance)

Kick up your heels

in a wacky dance.

 

Let down your hair

or go in for shaving.

My crazy idea is to

go out stark raving.

 

I told all my friends.

They served me a warning:

‘Stay home. Don’t go out.

This isn’t your morning.

 

If you do your thing

and defy our advice

the knives will be out.

You’d better think twice.’