Go, Glacier, Go! by James Aitchison

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A gloomy glazier

went up a glacier

to have a look at the snow.

Without any haze

he could cast his gaze

over the icy flow.

Then down the mountain

like a freezing fountain

the ice began to travel.

Down they came,

glazier and glacier —

a mess you couldn’t unravel.

Photo by Pixabay

Handfuls of Happiness by Pauline Cleary

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There is no magic rainbow, no pot of gold,
no endless pleasure, in spite of what we’re told
but there’s actually something better, manageable and right.
There are handfuls of happiness, pockets of delight.
There is:
the glimpse of a blue wren hopping through the trees;
a snatch of sweet music caught on the breeze;
the smile of a neighbour; the wave of a friend;
the book that you’re reading you don’t want to end.
There is:
the person in the supermarket who lets you go ahead
in the longest queue ever and you’ve only got bread;
running into friends you haven’t seen in a while
an ice-cream in a café, a laugh and a smile.
There is:
the mist on the river on a cold winter’s day
the man who says good morning as you both go on your way
the old friend who calls; the new friend you meet
the bustle of people moving up the street.
There is:
the gaze of your dog, eyes soft and brown
the first forget-me-not peeking through the ground;
the start of a holiday, a walk on the sand;
the breeze in your face, the touch of a hand.

There are handfuls of happiness, times that just feel right
and we welcome every moment, those pockets of delight.

Photo from Pexels by Javon Swaby

Sharpen Up Mr Squiggle by Jeanie Axton

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After 60 years of drawing

his nose was all but blunt

So our famous Mr Squiggle

went on a sharpener hunt

He took his rocket to the moon

with Blackboard and Miss Jane

They found a big red sharpener

and his pencils sharp again

Moon Photo by Pixabay

Why We Have Two Ears by James Aitchison

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Have you ever wondered 

why we have two ears —

they’re very nice,

one on each side —

but why do we have

only one mouth?

I asked a man called

Epictetus who said:

“We have two ears 

so we can listen 

twice as much as 

we speak.”

Now, I wonder what he meant by that?

Teacher’s note: Epictetus was one of the great Stoic philosophers. This quote could stimulate a class discussion.

Photo from Pexels by Yan Krukau

Horses Are Heavy by James Aitchison

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Giggy Gilbert had a horse,

he didn’t have a cart.

He had to blow a whistle

before the horse would start.

The horse was deaf and couldn’t hear,

So Giggy, in despair,

Picked it up in both hands

And carried it everywhere.

I See A Ball by Marcus Ten Lowe

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i see a ball,
and i hear scurrying, nearby.

and then a trundling
thing, in the tall grass, who’s smiling at me,

and then the thing
pushing the ball from motionless.

i see, now, the feet
of the thing, pushing the ball,

edging it, moving it
quicker and quicker,

through the grass,
spinning, loping, disappearing…

Jasper’s Gory Story by James Aitchison

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Poor Jasper McGore,

by a creek for a while, 

fell asleep, didn’t see  

the huge crocodile.

Those mighty jaws

opened big and wide,  

swallowed him whole,

but Jasper inside 

tickled its tongue,

made it open one jaw,

and out climbed one half

of Jasper McGore.

Photo by Sebastien Varin on Unsplash

The Poor Poem by James Aitchison

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I wanted to write a poem about Sunday,

simply because it rhymed with Monday.

But then it was Tuesday,

I struggled all day,

and all Wednesday I waited 

with breath abated, 

and decided that Thursday

would be my verse day!

But no words came to mind,

I got really behind,

now it’s Sunday again

and I’ve lost my pen…

Teacher’s note: “To wait with bated breath” is a very common phrase.  Bated is short for “abated”.  It is never spelled “abaited”, because bait refers to hunting and trapping.

Who Are You by James Aitchison

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Hello, puppy, what’s your name?

Where did they find you?

Have you come to live at my place,

or are you passing through?

I got here first, I make the rules,

so set them in your head:

never ever eat my food, 

and don’t sleep in my bed! 

The Happy Haberdasher by James Aitchison

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What’s a haberdasher?

Is it someone who runs fast?

No, it’s not, so let me tell you

about this shop that you walk past.

A haberdasher runs a shop

that sells haberdashery.

Things for sewing, things you won’t see

in a salmon hatchery.

Needles, threads, wool and yarn,

material by the metre —

that’s the stuff that Mum will buy

when haberdashers greet her.

Teacher’s note:  In America, haberdashers sell men’s clothing!

Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash