Has Anyone Seen My Underpants? by James Aitchison

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My underpants are white and blue;
One day I dropped them in the loo.
I heard them gurgle down the pipe,
But couldn’t find them on my Skype.

How far, how far, will they travel?
I hope the stitches won’t unravel!
And if they’re in some spooky drain,
Will I ever see them again?

What if the sewer goes out to sea?
My underpants might reach Fiji!
Or has some big fish put them on?
I think my underpants have gone!

Image from ABC News

When A Staffy Meets A Joey by James Aitchison

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“Hello,” said the puppy,
“exactly who are you?”

“Hmph!” said the joey,
“I’m a kangaroo!”

The puppy said, “I’m only new,
I think I’ll grow quite tall.”

The joey laughed. “Next to me,
you’ll always be quite small!”

Image from James Aitchison

The Unhappy Hairbrush by James Aitchison

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I’d hate to be a hairbrush,

by the mirror, waiting there;

my bristles would get clogged up

with strands of yucky hair.

Everybody uses me,

no one seems to care;

red hair, black hair, grey hair too —

a technicolor scare!

Image from Pexels by RDNE Stock project

The Old Wreck by James Aitchison

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It looks like just

a ruined boat,

but what if we

could make it float?

We’d sail downriver

and out to sea,

with a yo-ho-ho,

my friends and me.

I’d be captain,

they’d be crew,

so they’d do what

I told them to.

We’d sail to China, 

and then Peru,

on our own boat

on the ocean blue.

Old ship in Marlborough Sound, New Zealand. Photo by Ginette Pestana

How Sweet Is Love? by James Aitchison

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Roses are red, violets are blue,

but flowers aren’t sweet enough!

Only cannoli will win my heart —

forget the usual stuff!

Cannoli are creamy,

A yummy bouquet,

the perfect gift

on Valentine’s Day.

Cannoli on show in Rome. Photo by Ginette Pestana

Kindness by James Aitchison

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Kindness is the biggest thing,

kindness makes the whole world sing.

Bigger than the mountains here,

deeper than the lakes appear,

kindness makes our lives worthwhile,

kindness always makes us smile.

When you show kindness anywhere,

it means the world that yes, you care.

New Zealand mountains seen from helicopter. Photo by Ginette Pestana

A Careless Spark by James Aitchison

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The fires came through the other day,

blazing fierce, no warning given.

A careless spark, a flash of red,

and then it grew, by strong winds driven.

It jumped the road, it charred the land,

firefighters fought it, no houses lost.

But this was home to wildlife too;

in terms of them, who’ll count the cost?

After the Dean fire near Creswick, Victoria. Image courtesy of Gina Pestana

The Old Fence by James Aitchison

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How long have you stood there,

by whose hand were you made?

Your slabs were rough hewn,

but carefully laid

into place, long ago,

still standing but weathered,

where a drover’s horse

was maybe once tethered.

Tell me, did bushrangers 

ever ride by you?

Did farmers’ children 

once sit astride you?

What stories you’d whisper

of history and such,

of old pioneers

whose memories we touch.

Photo courtesy of Gina Pestana

Driftwood by James Aitchison

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Where did you come from?

How far did you float?

Too twisted and torn

to come from a boat.

What tide washed you here

and flung you ashore?

If you could but speak,

I’d love to know more.

Looking out to the Tasman Sea from New Zealand.  Photo by Ginette Pestana

A New Day by James Aitchison

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The new morning 

quietly greets the day,    

the soft dawning

rippling the bay,

teasing the cloud,

lighting the sky,

boats in a crowd,

and on the shore,

I wonder what the 

day will be,

what adventures are

in store for me.

Near Picton, New Zealand.  Photo by Ginette Pestana