How Long Will We Have Islands? by James Aitchison

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“I’m rising,” said the sea,

“there’s no room for you and me…”

On Tuvalu, people fear

their home soon will disappear.

The Maldives now are on the brink,

and Kiribati too will sink.

Five Solomon islands already lost,

beneath the rising waves were tossed.

Do we ignore the ocean’s drive,

or will we help our friends survive?

One million face uncertainty,

in a global warming catastrophe.

Photo by Asad Photo Maldives

This Is My Chair! by James Aitchison

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This is my chair,

keep away!

It’s very nice, 

so here I’ll stay.

It matches me,

a perfect tone,

so leave me be,

up here alone!

The Story of Melvyn McFigg by James Aitchison

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Mervyn McFigg

lost his wig, 

it blew off in the breeze.

It came to rest

in a bird’s nest,

in the highest of high gum trees.

Mervyn McFigg,

to retrieve his wig,

climbed up that mighty tree.

But at the top,

a bald bird said, “Stop!

Your wig now belongs to me!”

Yakety – Yak by James Aitchison

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Yakety-yak, yakety-yak,

is all I hear all day.

Yakety-yak, yakety-yak,

is all people have to say.

Yakety-yak, yakety-yak,

on and on it goes,

yakety-yak, yakety-yak,

see their mouths open and close.

Yakety-yak on the TV,

yakety-yak on my phone,

yakety-yak, yakety-yak,

why don’t they leave me alone!

I Spy A Funny Sky by James Aitchison

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I bent my head

so far back,

I heard it make

a funny crack.

What a sight,

my neck is sore,

still can’t believe

the sky I saw. 

It was awesome,

all because

the sky was full 

of tomato sauce!

Fox Amongst The Chickens by James Aitchison

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She heard our roar and rumble,

from far away Australia.

She set her sights and off she went —

she had no thought of failure.

Gold’s her favourite colour,

and the whole world is impressed.

There is no doubt in my mind:

Jess Fox is jess the best!

Go, Glacier, Go! by James Aitchison

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A gloomy glazier

went up a glacier

to have a look at the snow.

Without any haze

he could cast his gaze

over the icy flow.

Then down the mountain

like a freezing fountain

the ice began to travel.

Down they came,

glazier and glacier —

a mess you couldn’t unravel.

Photo by Pixabay

Why We Have Two Ears by James Aitchison

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Have you ever wondered 

why we have two ears —

they’re very nice,

one on each side —

but why do we have

only one mouth?

I asked a man called

Epictetus who said:

“We have two ears 

so we can listen 

twice as much as 

we speak.”

Now, I wonder what he meant by that?

Teacher’s note: Epictetus was one of the great Stoic philosophers. This quote could stimulate a class discussion.

Photo from Pexels by Yan Krukau

Horses Are Heavy by James Aitchison

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Giggy Gilbert had a horse,

he didn’t have a cart.

He had to blow a whistle

before the horse would start.

The horse was deaf and couldn’t hear,

So Giggy, in despair,

Picked it up in both hands

And carried it everywhere.

Jasper’s Gory Story by James Aitchison

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Poor Jasper McGore,

by a creek for a while, 

fell asleep, didn’t see  

the huge crocodile.

Those mighty jaws

opened big and wide,  

swallowed him whole,

but Jasper inside 

tickled its tongue,

made it open one jaw,

and out climbed one half

of Jasper McGore.

Photo by Sebastien Varin on Unsplash