In Zombie Land each year As Halloween is getting near The zombie kids all flip their lids In excitement … and in fear
For all around their zombie town The spider webs are coming down The city street is looking neat And a smile now replaces a frown
A friendly giggle replaces a groan Front lawns look so freshly mown The filthy floor is cleaned once more And all the scattered leaves are blown
The kids all shop with zombie force They’ll have no zombie buyer’s remorse They change their mind at least one time They’re dressing as humans of course
They hide their greenish zombie faces With make-up from expensive places Brushed hair, perfumed here and there They leave no zombie traces
They happily skip along their street They hope for a trick or at least a treat They wave and smile, chat for a while And maybe even enjoy a sweet
Tomorrow is back to roaming around Making a horrible groaning sound Feeling down, wearing a frown And sleeping under the ground
Did you call me a grasshopper? No way; I’m a cricket. I’m one of two hundred eggs my mum laid in the soil.
Do you reckon I look like a mini-adult? Sure I do because I shed my skin as I grow and get a new one.
Notice I don’t fly much at all? Why? Because I can’t–– my wings are too small. See, I jump, jerk my way around.
Notice the tooth-like bits on my wings? Only males have them. Listen, I can rub them together. Hear a chirping sound? It attracts the cricket chicks.
Ever heard me chirping at night? That’s because I’m a nocturnal guy and coldblooded so I liven up in the warm. I’m warm now––hear me chirp.
Look out, here comes a lizard! Hide me––I don’t want to be its snack. Or a frog’s, a big spider’s or a tortoise’s. Me, I love yummy fungi, plants, insects.
See my fancy compound eyes? They let me look in many directions at once. Check out my antennae, my feelers–– they pick up movement, help me catch prey.
Japanese and Chinese people reckon I bring good luck. So make sure you’re nice to me.