Why do kangaroos cross the road? To get to the other side! But ’roos don’t know their highway code and some of them have died.
When travelling through Aussie bush, best keep your eyes peeled wide. Watch for signs and please don’t rush – especially ’round dawn and dusk – as that’s the time when ’roos might hide along a lonely roadside.
Roo Road Rulesby Celia Berrell
Artwork: THONGS CROCS AND FLIPFLOPS by Ella Rousseau
Underneath the Ficus Lives Mr Wiggle worm In the rich moist soil He can wiggle and squirm.
Wiggle worm Looked around It was cool and cozy Underground. There was much Work to do Churning earth To let air through. Enriching soil Whilst breaking down Organic matter In the ground. Mixing nutrients On his way Enriching earth With leaf decay. Wiggle worm Doesn’t have eyes Can sense light and dark With cells specialized. He doesn’t have lungs He doesn’t have legs He doesn’t have teeth
But he can produce eggs. Wiggle worm Is long and thin Needs to be moist To breath through his skin. He has five hearts He has no ears Birds, moles and beetles Are amongst his fears. Up to ten years His lifespan can be If he is housed In captivity. But in the wild I’m sorry to say It can be reduced If he becomes prey. Harsh weather can also Effect his lifespan If soil gets too cold Which it often can. Wiggle worm’s poop Is like liquid gold Full of nitrogen Often mixed and sold. He’s a natural recycler And works very hard Maintaining ecosystems In his backyard.
Mr Wiggle Worm Lives under my Ficus tree He hides from all above Trying to live and be free.
Billy Joe was very angry And he had lots to say About Archer’s poor behaviour Happened almost every day. ‘You get us into trouble I always take the blame Trying to protect you And taking on the shame.’ ‘I’m sorry’ Archer barked ‘It’s just that I’m so young I need some stimulation And I need to have some fun’. ‘That’s all very well for you Do you ever consider me I constantly look after you Appreciation I never see. I think you’re very selfish If you’re really my best friend You’ll have to make an effort Put bad behaviour to an end’. ‘Well I can only try But there is no guarantee That I can do what you ask For my spirit it runs free. I want to be your best friend And behave accordingly I’ll do my very, very best You just wait and see’.
One week had passed And all was going fine Archer had behaved Which was a good sign. Billy Joe so happy He could hardly bark And Archer, angelic Didn’t leave his mark. ‘There you see’ barked Archer ‘I told you I would try I think I have succeeded Bad behaviour say goodbye’. Billy Joe was sceptical But he had to admit That Archer had improved He should get some credit. Now Billy Joe and Archer Will be friends for life The young lad now behaving Not causing any strife.
There are games and pranks and jokes and larks. There are funny looks and odd remarks, comical lines and witty asides. It’s always good to see the funny side.
A giggle, a snicker, a hoot, a guffaw – these are the sounds we enjoy and applaud. We fall about laughing; we roll in the aisle. We double up, chortle, snigger and smile.
So, here’s to laughter; here’s to fun, to witticisms, gags, jests and puns. When things look grey and not too bright, we can always look for the funny side.
Dressed in PJays and ready for bed; We’ve cleaned our teeth – or so they said. Excited whispers and cheeky looks; Tiptoe down the hall – some carrying books.
As the door closes, the giggles explode Like someone pressed the chuckling mode. There’s stories to tell; eruptions of laughter; Dreams being told of happily ever after.
Dancing around and talking about boys; Playing pop music replaces playing with toys. Trying on new outfits while swinging hips; Iphone messages and trending clips.
Friendships formed and memories made; Thinking they’re adults as childhood fades. Giggles of joy and chatter that’s hearty; There’s no sleep tonight at the Pyjama Party!
May is the end of the cyclone season and last month of Autumn. Let’s make it a time to celebrate Culture, Travel and a love of Storytelling. I wonder what your story will be.