Ants in my pants
There’s a bee in my bonnet,
I know I’ll be stung
but I can’t yell for help
’cause the cat’s got my tongue.
I’ve got rocks in my head,
my heart’s on my sleeve,
the frog in my throat
is refusing to leave
and I’m not really sure
what is going to become
of the butterflies fluttering
round in my tum.
To think that I nearly
forgot to include
that my leg is being pulled
and my ear is being chewed!
My patience with you
is just ready to crack.
I lent you a hand
and it hasn’t come back!
So sorry for making
a big song and dance
but there’s more on my mind
Jenny Erlanger


