Horses Are Heavy by James Aitchison

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Giggy Gilbert had a horse,

he didn’t have a cart.

He had to blow a whistle

before the horse would start.

The horse was deaf and couldn’t hear,

So Giggy, in despair,

Picked it up in both hands

And carried it everywhere.

I See A Ball by Marcus Ten Lowe

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i see a ball,
and i hear scurrying, nearby.

and then a trundling
thing, in the tall grass, who’s smiling at me,

and then the thing
pushing the ball from motionless.

i see, now, the feet
of the thing, pushing the ball,

edging it, moving it
quicker and quicker,

through the grass,
spinning, loping, disappearing…

Jasper’s Gory Story by James Aitchison

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Poor Jasper McGore,

by a creek for a while, 

fell asleep, didn’t see  

the huge crocodile.

Those mighty jaws

opened big and wide,  

swallowed him whole,

but Jasper inside 

tickled its tongue,

made it open one jaw,

and out climbed one half

of Jasper McGore.

Photo by Sebastien Varin on Unsplash

The Poor Poem by James Aitchison

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I wanted to write a poem about Sunday,

simply because it rhymed with Monday.

But then it was Tuesday,

I struggled all day,

and all Wednesday I waited 

with breath abated, 

and decided that Thursday

would be my verse day!

But no words came to mind,

I got really behind,

now it’s Sunday again

and I’ve lost my pen…

Teacher’s note: “To wait with bated breath” is a very common phrase.  Bated is short for “abated”.  It is never spelled “abaited”, because bait refers to hunting and trapping.

Who Are You by James Aitchison

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Hello, puppy, what’s your name?

Where did they find you?

Have you come to live at my place,

or are you passing through?

I got here first, I make the rules,

so set them in your head:

never ever eat my food, 

and don’t sleep in my bed! 

The Happy Haberdasher by James Aitchison

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What’s a haberdasher?

Is it someone who runs fast?

No, it’s not, so let me tell you

about this shop that you walk past.

A haberdasher runs a shop

that sells haberdashery.

Things for sewing, things you won’t see

in a salmon hatchery.

Needles, threads, wool and yarn,

material by the metre —

that’s the stuff that Mum will buy

when haberdashers greet her.

Teacher’s note:  In America, haberdashers sell men’s clothing!

Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash

Dogs Love Socks by Jeanie Axton

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Fake food socks
we love to wear
but our doggy friends
think it’s not fair

The pizza socks
smell like fluff
The bacon socks
are really rough

The taco socks
dripping fake cheese
The hamburger socks
are another tease

The hot dog socks
look so yummy
The cupcake socks
the icings runny

But worst of all
and looking real
are the T Bone socks
that cause a drool

The dogs agree
this has to stop
let’s give food socks
A mighty chop

Could The Sky . . . ? by Marcus Ten Low

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Could the sky flip upside-down?,

I sit up thinking, with a frown.

Could the sky do magic cartwheels,

Turning, as each small star reveals?

Could it crumple into nothing,

And leave us just the clouds, a-puffing?

Could it burn-up in the sun,

And would it harm us, every one?

Could the sky’s face start to weep,

And keep us falling into sleep,

And could the seas that roar and roar

This opalescent sky ignore?

It’s all a strange, strange universe,

That seems to do things in reverse!

This verse will only show the sky

As naked…to the naked eye.

Hey, Mr Sunshine by Graham Seal

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Hey, Mr Sunshine, 

where are you today?

Rain is falling heavily,

the sky is dark and grey.

All the kids are stuck inside 

with nowhere to play.

Hey, Mr Sunshine,

please come back one day.

Hey, Mr Sunshine, 

welcome back today.

The sky is blue and clear and bright,

the rain has gone away.

Now the kids can run outside

to laugh and sing and play.

Thanks, Mr Sunshine,

sure beats yesterday!

Photo from Pexels by Germán TR

Stop Raining Please! by James Aitchison

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I can’t go out to play today,

it’s raining very hard.

And it rained the day before as well

and flooded my backyard.

My shoes are wet, 

my socks are soaked,

my boots are green with mould —

I wonder how much water

this world of ours can hold?

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