You have teeth inside your head, To help you chew and Swallow your food, So as you won’t drop dead. That is what I said. Some people with teeth inside their head, Can take them out at night And put them in a glass beside the bed, Before they catch some zeds. What a wonderful privilege To have teeth inside your head. And if you can remember To keep your gums from turning red, Your teeth shall stand you in good stead. Other beasts also have teeth inside their head. Some from which I’ve fled. Like the snake, several dogs and a horse named Fred. I enjoy having teeth inside my head. I aim to keep them there. And if I do, I will be well fed. But if I don’t, My fate I’ll no doubt dread. For to a dentist I’ll be led.
I’ve got a kite whose tail’s quite white. It’s strong and light in colours bright.
With wind just right my kite gains height. The string’s pulled tight. My kite’s in flight!
But my delight soon turns to plight when wind-gusts bite with forceful spite and push my kite with such great might the string can’t fight and snaps in fright.
My falling kite’s no more in flight and lost to sight as day turns night.
Did you call me a grasshopper? No way; I’m a cricket. I’m one of two hundred eggs my mum laid in the soil.
Do you reckon I look like a mini-adult? Sure I do because I shed my skin as I grow and get a new one.
Notice I don’t fly much at all? Why? Because I can’t–– my wings are too small. See, I jump, jerk my way around.
Notice the tooth-like bits on my wings? Only males have them. Listen, I can rub them together. Hear a chirping sound? It attracts the cricket chicks.
Ever heard me chirping at night? That’s because I’m a nocturnal guy and coldblooded so I liven up in the warm. I’m warm now––hear me chirp.
Look out, here comes a lizard! Hide me––I don’t want to be its snack. Or a frog’s, a big spider’s or a tortoise’s. Me, I love yummy fungi, plants, insects.
See my fancy compound eyes? They let me look in many directions at once. Check out my antennae, my feelers–– they pick up movement, help me catch prey.
Japanese and Chinese people reckon I bring good luck. So make sure you’re nice to me.