Kookaburra sits
On a clothes line tall,
Carefully surveying
The urban sprawl.
Spying a movement
In the grass,
He swoops down swiftly.
Dinner at last!
Won’t you laugh kookaburra,
Laugh for me?
Your life is so much harder
Than it used to be.
Kookaburra sits
On a clothes line tall,
Carefully surveying
The urban sprawl.
Spying a movement
In the grass,
He swoops down swiftly.
Dinner at last!
Won’t you laugh kookaburra,
Laugh for me?
Your life is so much harder
Than it used to be.
A bite of a laugh…
On the patio last Thursday
l was cleaning the dust away
the chairs hadn’t been wiped for ages
and for this neglect I would pay.
My satisfied duster flicked over
each heavily soiled chair
as cobwebs flew like magic
through the warm and humid air.
A sudden sensation – a tickle –
a panic at ankle height
a tiny black menacing spider
had had more than its size in fright.
It wasn’t too happy about this
in fact it was mighty mad
so with lightning force it bit me
then hid in the nearest plant.
Who’d imagine a tiny black spider
could inflict such searing pain
I fell to the patio tiles
swore
never to dust again.
The pain in the ankle grew sharper
the skin turned light pink and then red
The doc she prescribed penicillin,
intoned in a voice that I dread,
“You will need to take fourteen days of it
or you just might end up
Mr. Squiggle: the man from the moon
Here’s Mr. Squiggle, with lots of puns for everyone
Here’s Mr. Squiggle, sing a tune from the moon
You can see with glee his home’s a mystery
Crater Crescent – his home on the moon.
Blackboard says, ‘upside-down, upside down’
‘Hurry-up, hurry-up,’ Easel frowns,
Steamshovel has a joke, Mr. Squiggle says, ‘soon’
‘Knock, knock,’ ‘I’m home on the moon’
Children write-in squiggles and tricky riddles
Mr. Squiggle solves scribbly dibbly scribbles
Pencils by his nose, everything he knows
He walks the moon with a happy lunar tune.
KICKFLIPS IN VIENNA
Vienna’s railway station,
the Vienna Hauptbahnhof,
is not just very modern —
it will blow your socks right off!
The roofs go up,
the roofs go down,
the greatest ramps in town.
As trains pull in
and trains pull out,
you can slide on down.
Achtung, achtung!
Do an ollie!
Then a darkslide,
Ja, ja, ja!
Goofy-Foot and fakie next,
Vienna’s station is the best!
Translation note: in German, a Hauptbahnof is a city’s main train station.
Lamb Chop , Shari and Friends
Lamb Chop was a little lamb,
Who shared a sock with Shari,
And Shari shared her voice with her,
And never made her hurry.
They used to talk a lot about,
People and various things,
And Lamb Chop could get feisty,
With Shari and her castings.
Lolly Pincus was Lamb Chop’s friend,
A bestie you could say,
Who had a crush on Hush Puppy,
Another friend at play.
However, more than often,
She would speak before she thought at all,
And Shari would have to rescue her,
To keep her from the fall.
Lamb Chop could be ever so sweet,
But most of all she loved Shari,
And the puppet team.
There’s a bear in there!
Who should I tell?
There are people inside,
I try to yell.
It’s a grizzly bear!
It will chase you,
It will chase you.
But don’t despair,
There’s a window – square,
There’s a round and an arch,
Hurry, hurry; quick march
Which shape do you pick?
Tick-tock, tock-tick.
Be fast; not slow.
Be fast; not slow.
Now the people have fled,
But the story’s unread.
With a book in his paws,
The grizzly bear roars –
“It’s time for a tale.
Sit, listen, don’t wail.”
It’s bear school!
It’s bear school!
Tea and TV
‘Tea and TV’ –
that precious half hour,
the age old song,
its siren power.
Snuggled on the couch,
a snack plate to nibble,
a peep through the windows,
Teds Big and Little.
A spot of craft
and a lively tune,
a welcome diversion
in the long afternoon.
Tea and TV,
whatever the weather,
those faces were friends,
they held us together
Penny Szentkuti