“Grandma’s Stew” by Ron Marsh

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GRANDMA’S STEW.

Sometimes I visit grandma,

And ofter stay for dinner

She always has an Irish Stew

But it is not a winner.

 

It has sweet potato and turnip

And awful parsnips too

These are things I do not like

To tell you of a few.

 

I wish she had a roast like mum’s

Now that is quite a treat

With proper roasted vegetables

And the very best of meat.

 

But grandma does her very best

She’s set in all her ways

She’s made stew for fifty years

And twenty seven days.

 

I know for we sat down one night

With almanacs and such

She worked it out, she is so bright

She hasn’t lost her touch.

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“Queen of Dried Fruit” by Celia Berrell

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Queen Of Dried Fruit  

A sultan many years ago

was lounging on his patio

and eating grapes fresh from the vine

that had a mellow yellow shine.

 

A sultan is a kind of king

who never cleans up anything.

He didn’t finish all the bunch

before he went inside for lunch.

 

His naughty servants didn’t care

and left the plate of grapes out there.

With all the sun and wafting breeze

those grapes dried to the size of peas.

 

Their wrinkly skins now golden brown

provoked the king to make a frown.

But thinking they were some new treat

those old dry grapes he tried to eat!

 

The servants feared he might get ill

then one of them he’d want to kill.

But as he chewed he tapped his feet

then said, Yum-yum.  They taste so sweet!

 

Their name’s sultana, like my wife.

The queen of all that’s sweet in life.

But was it that he also knew

she’d soon go brown and wrinkly too?

“Monster Veggies” With Teacher Notes by JR Poulter

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Veggie Monster – teacher notes –

Activity – Class debate on “Advertising and Prime Time TV, Their Role in Demonising Vegetables” 

Activity – Make up an advertising campaign to popularise vegetables. Research TV advertisements and  prime time TV shows to see what sort of food is promoted and how. I can think of one popular TV soapie, which has its cast eating pizza and drinking beer in most episodes. What does this say to young viewers. 

Note what sort of advertisements come on between 4.00pm and 8.00pm, the time many children, families and young folk would be watching TV. How might you use your campaign to change this?

Activity – Make up recipes with vegetables as the main ingredients – they must be delicious enough that YOU would want to eat them! If there are any vegetarians in the class, ask them to be a consultative panel and to judge the result of the class cooking attempts to make veggies into taste tempting foods! 

‘Europa’s Secrets’ by Celia Berrell

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Europa’s Secrets by Celia Berrell

 

There’s hope Europa has a sea

where living things could really be

because this moon of Jupiter

has lots of solid ice water.

 

The pictures of Europa show

a crusty surface white as snow

with many lines and ridges mixed

like ice sheets that have cracked and fixed.

 

As Jupiter’s great gravity

distorts Europa’s cavity

that energy and friction heats

and melts some water underneath.

 

We think this frozen water layer

could make a sea that’s hiding there.

So just below that crusty shell

it’s possible some microbes dwell.

 

Or what if it turns out to hold

some animals both weird and bold

that roam Europa’s chilly sea.

True aliens to you and me!

 

First published in Scientriffic (March 2011)

Reproduced with permission of CSIRO

www.doublehelix.csiro.au 

Discovering life exists in places beyond Earth – like Jupiter’s icy moon Europa – could be a reality in our lifetime.  Thinking about it makes my imagination run wild!  What will these creatures be like?

‘Sunflowers’ by Stephanie Boase

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  • Sunflowers

Two little seeds

In one big pot.

I tend your needs,

And water at lot.

 

I wait and watch.

I’m happy to spy

Two little shoots

Emerge, by and by.

 

A leaf or two,

And now there’s three!

It doesn’t take long 

Before your up to my knee.

 

Standing up tall

You reach for the sun.

Large leaves spreading,

Two grow together as one.

 

Like twins you stand

Now past my waist.

You look so grand,

As you grow with haste.

 

Buds are forming,

I’m excited to see!

I wonder how big 

Your faces will be.

 

‘Sweet Dreams’ by Louise McCarthy

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Sweet Dreams

Starry night, a quarter moon.

Owls and frogs recite a tune.

Listen, listen…

What do they say?

Sweet dreams, sweet dreams…

Sweet dreams they pray.

By Louise McCarthy

‘Shape Cake’ by Louise McCarthy

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‘Pat’s Cafe’’ by Chris Owen

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Pat’s Café

Have you heard about this restaurant? They call it Pat’s Café,

It’s famous for its specialties like ‘Dungball of the Day’,

The punters flock from far afield to try the bolognaise,

Made from the finest cow manure and slurry mayonnaise.

 

They do a lovely paddock pie (the critics all agree),

That’s cooked from fresh ingredients they grow organically,

And for the connoisseur there’s much to make them lick their lips,

Like cowpat flavoured fizzy-pop with battered dung and chips,

 

But the top dish on the menu simply has to be a scoop,

Of dung ice-cream and sprinkles with a giant squirt of poop.

Yes, Pat’s Café gets rave reviews from diners in the know,

There’s nowhere else that dung beetles with taste would rather go.

Chris Owen 2018

‘Marti Dreams’ by J R McRae

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‘Autumn Elegy’ by Monty Edwards

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Autumn Elegy

Autumn leaves come tumbling down:

Orange, yellow, shades of brown;

Sun-dried, shaken, lost their grip:

Sailing breeze-borne like a ship;

Tossing, tacking, left and right:

Unpredictable their flight;

Watch them wander down the street, 

Where in huddled heaps they meet;

Left behind their mother tree:

Weeping still as each floats free.

Monty Edwards